These are actually from last week, but whatever….
Next week marks the end of the first quarter of 2009, so how about a little report card?
- Would you say 2009 so far is meeting expectation, exceeding expectations, or failing to meet expectations?
- What letter grade would you give yourself for your performance at work or school?
- On a scale from 1 to 10, how happy have you been with the weather so far in 2009?
- Which of the Motion Picture Association of America’s film ratings would you give your social life so far in 2009?
- 2009’s parents are on the phone and want to know how 2009 can improve its performance. What have been 2009’s areas of strength and what are its areas for growth in the second quarter?
1. So far, I’ve really enjoyed 2009. I had a feeling it would be a good year, and so far I’m very happy with it. I can’t believe it’s already mid-March. It seems like it was only a month ago that Car and I drove around looking for that damn party (with the wrong f*cking address!!). I’ve sat outside a lot, I’ve sorta worked on my house, I’ve really worked on the one Agreement–being impeccable with your word, which sometimes means saying less than usual.
2. My own performance? Maybe a low to mid B. Although I’ve enjoyed this year a lot, I’ve been super lazy. I come home and sit and watch TV. Yeah, I cook and knit (I know!! Is it the 1950’s?!). And I go to the gym. But in some ways, I don’t know if I’ve given my ALL. Maybe I should work on that Agreement–Always Do Your Best.
3. It’s hard to answer about the weather when this week has been absolutely perfect. And I’ve been out in the weather every single day this week. And last week’s weather was super crappy. Like nasty, yucky, cold. I think on a whole, I’d give the weather an 8.
4. Social Life? I’d say PG-13. PG is a bit too tame for my wild antics, but I have drank a lot and even smoked a few cigarettes (I KNOW!). Definitely NOT an R-rating, so PG-13 seems most fitting, I guess.
5. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. 2009! 2009 is very positive, and always sees the positive in things. I think 2009 has been full of procrastination and she should work a bit harder on getting stuff done.
Yes, I avoided bail outs and new leadership and the failing economy and all that gross stuff. We still have people at war, and people are famous for having litters. I didn’t mention those things. I’m pretty selfish and only wanted to talk about me! Like I told KT last night, I really feel like I’m on the brink of something good. I don’t know if it’ll happen next week or two years from now, but it will happen soon.
And also:
Those are the two I’ve tried. I can’t wait to try the others. You like the weirdly spicy stuff? You like almonds? These are your treat!!